This isn't a new game so much as it's a roundup of the open quotes for each user. Why post a roundup? So people see it, of course! I don't expect you all to be checking a post from four days ago.
Here's how it works: any questions asked yesterday are still 3 point quotes (requiring you to post 3 quotes if you answer them correctly). Anything older than that but still newly-introduced in the last round are 2 points. Anything that was carried over from the previous round is now worth 1 point. In the future, questions that have been sitting around for ages are worth 0 points -- you just get the thrill of knowing you answered one of the tough ones, and we don't end up with a monstrous bloat of questions left unanswered.
To make it easier on you guys, I've clearly marked all of the quotes with their point values.
Here they are, people. Don't be shy about answering them. If you still owe questions for this round, feel free to post them to this thread. They are currently separated by player, and the original poster can feel free to chime in as to whether or not an answer is correct (though I will check them myself, and not answer anything I've checked).talmanes
A01. Gentleman 1: General, you are a Buddhist. Perhaps there is some 'middle way' to solve this problem?
Gentleman 2: Float like leaf on river of life. And kill old lady. (2 points)
A02. Child: Talk to her, dad. She's a doctor.
Father: Of what? Her first name could be Doctor. (2 points)
A03. I made you. I'm in your blood. You don't go anywhere until I let you go. (2 points)
A04. When my brothers and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. (2 points)
A05. Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey. (1 point)
A06. You got mad squabbles, boy! (1 point)
A07. Character 1: Rise and shine, professor!
Character 2: You rise! You shine! (1 point)
A08. [after Character 2 drunkenly throws a bowling ball out the window]
Character 1: You could have killed someone!
Character 2: The way I bowl? (1 point)
A09. Character 1: You're aging.
Character 2: You're helping. (1 point)
A10. Character 1: I'm a Brother Seamus!
Character 2: A Brother Seamus? What... like an Irish Monk? (2 points)
A11. Character 1: You know you're wearing a striped shirt with a striped tie? You know that, right?
Character 2: Yeah, I do it for the ladies.
Character 1: Oh. The ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion? (2 points)
It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it great. "A League of Their Own", guessed by joiedecombat
Lands, titles, men, power... nothing. "Braveheart", guessed by joiedecombat
Character 1: You'll kill us? With a soup cup? "The Chronicles of Riddick", guessed by wufeidragon
Character 2: Tea, actually.
Character 1: What's that?
Character 2: I'll kill you with my teacup.
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch."As Good As It Gets", guessed by filmbuff
Oh! In two hundred years we've gone from "I regret but I have one life to give for my country" to "Fuck you!"? "Speed", guessed by joiedecombat
By the grace of God or I don't know what, honey, you have managed to Forrest Gump your way through this. If we run now, we're going to be running the rest of our lives. "The Mexican", guessed by joiedecombat
Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is: maybe he didn't...? "The Royal Tenenbaums", guessed by wufeidragonindigoskynet
B01. Are you embarrassed by this game I've started to play? (1 point)
B02. I have bad dreams. Hell, yes. Just look at me, you can tell I have terrible dreams. (1 point)
You need both of those things in you to get all ...wormy. (1 point)"Slither", guessed by talmanes
B04. Shhh... I'm about to defy you. (1 point)
B05. What, and miss you hearing such lovely things? (1 point)
B06. Character 1:Which would you rather eat, a stalk of celery, or a brownie?
Character 2: Is this a trick question? (1 point)
B07. Dutch Apple pie? (1 point)
B08. I've waited my whole life to hear those words said to that name. And I'm very, very, very happy that you're the one to say them. (2 points)
B09. Just because some kid smacks into your wife on the turnpike doesn't make it a crime to be 17 years old. (3 points)
B10. "I want to squeeze you, lick you, pucker up and kiss you"? You make her sound like a lemon! (3 points)dkphoenix
C01. Daddy would have gotten us Uzis. (1 point)
C02. What the hell is this? Is this a 1974 Mercedes 450SL for twenty-four thousand dollars? Well, that's too fucking high! *KABOOM* (1 point)
C03. You're young and you got your health, what you want with a job? (1 point)
C04. She can sing, or she can scream, but she still PISSED ME OFF! "Rock & Rule", guessed by indigoskynet
C05. God, Jeanie, I don't know how you could even talk to that guy. I mean like, he looks like a... He could hypnotize you like a cobra or something you know, and the next thing you're out on the boulevard and you're dressed like the Pointer Sisters. (3 points)
C06. Character 1: What about our relationship?
Character 2: What?
Character 1: Our relationship!
Character 2: Fuck that!
Character 1: You SHITHEAD! I'm glad I tortured you! (3 points)itsaslashything
D01. Marriage is a concept invented by people who were lucky to make it to 20 without being eaten by dinosaurs. Marriage is obsolete. (1 point)
D02. Well hell's bells, if it ain't Felony Melanie. (1 point)ambelies
E01. Look Morty, do me a favor, okay? Don't call here any more unless you want to have a serious conversation, alright? (1 point)bayushi
F01. Right now, as we speak, your daughter has entered a hotbed of moral... turpentine. (1 point)flusterbunny
G01. Are you ready for pain? Are you ready for suffering? Then you're ready for Captain Freedom's workout! (2 points)
G02. Carlotta was the kind of town that spells trouble T-R-U-B-I-L, and if you try to correct them... they'll kill you. (2 points)
G03. I've found a cure for the plague of the 20th century and now I've lost it! (2 points)
Glass? Who gives a fuck about glass? "Die Hard", guessed by indigoskynet
G05. Midget wanna be tall! (2 points)
G06. Women be shoppin'! (2 points)joiedecombat
H01. Character 1: Fiji?
Character 2: Think of the beaches!
Character 1: Oh, beautiful - if you like mosquitoes.
Character 2: Think of the sun!
Character 1: It's monsoon season.
Character 2: Oh, then the women.
Character 1: They're cannibals there.
Character 2: Exactly. (2 points)
H02. If I can't have you, can I have my gator? (2 points)
H03. You know, these exercises are fantastic. When the day comes we have to go to war against Utah, we're really going to kick ass, y'know? (2 points)
It's just a pair of sixes. If you can beat that you got me licked, and that's not a totally unpleasant prospect."As Good As It Gets", guessed by filmbuff
H05. The least they could do is kill my food before they serve it to me. I do an honest day's work, I want already dead food. (2 points)lair_of_fenrir
Dmitri, keep your feet on the ground when you talk to me! "Doctor Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb", guessed by dkphoenix
Answer proudly, players.
music: the Beatles, "I'm a Loser"